Something Good

While I like Taylor Swift, I prefer Olivia Rodrigo. It was really the spectacular “Vampire” that tipped the balance for me, and since then I really liked “Drivers license” and “Traitor”. I love the balance she strikes between really softly spoken sections and full-on passionate belting. Now, I realise that as a 50-something bloke I’m not exactly her target demographic, but frankly, I don’t care, she’s great! I’m also a big fan of Aaron Francis‘ positive outlook, especially his “you can just do stuff” viewpoint. Long story short, I thought I’d try writing an Olivia Rodrigo-style song, and here it is, “Something Good”.

Like the best of such songs, it’s a breakup song, with a strong contrast between quiet, introverted self-blame, and a massive, triumphant sense of escape . As can be ascertained from most of my other songs, there’s no chance I’m going to sing like a teenage girl, so I thought I’d give my usual synthetic vocalist a workout. I also discovered a feature of this software that I’d somehow missed before – it’s possible to automate voice parameters over time. I’d previously done such changes by using multiple vocal tracks with different parameters, but that’s a bit clunky; now I can do smooth changes, and it’s totally cool. It’s how I do the rising passion before the first chorus and the quiet back-off at the end of each chorus; all one track with automation.

Putting myself in the shoes of this notional teenager that’s dropping a toxic ex (I mean, that’s not me, but empathy, right?), I nurtured a little crop of somewhat stereotypical lyrics; it’s a song, not high literature! I’m quite pleased with them overall: decent density, some good rhymes, and no problems with awkward timing or orphaned syllables.

It’s a proper ballad, at a really slow 50bpm, but has a double-tempo 100bpm section, an idea I straightforwardly stole from “Vampire”. I don’t know if it’s just the specific voice I’m using, but the last line of that section (“make up with a kiss”) is pure Katy Perry.

The backing track uses a fairly standard set of instruments. I’m using drum sounds from Klevgrand’s “Slammer” industrial drum kit. The filter-sweepy bass is courtesy of Logic’s Alchemy and lots of automation, the backing pad a simple RetroSyn patch. The piano is Logic’s “vintage upright”. I played the guitar part on my Squier Strat.

The distortion on the vocals in the fast section is by Logic’s ChromaGlow, and the overall reverb is by ChromaVerb.

Creating the vocal tracks was quite tricky; there are a lot of lyrics and timing is really tight in places; it’s hard to make things sound natural when dragging blocks around a grid, so I did lots of singing to myself while I was out skiing to practice the timings. I love the “breath” sound that’s available in SV, it’s just so believable!

A screen shot of Synthesizer V's grid editor showing the notes, lyrics, phonemes, and pitch curves from the fast break section. Note the first "note" is actually a breath, not a sung note.

I wrote the melody first, and then got some chord progression suggestions from Mistral Chat, in particular the use of the occasional A♭sus4 and Esus4 I would not have otherwise thought of, but otherwise there’s nothing complicated in here – all basic triads and 5ths.

There are some very strong contrasts in the song, from the harsh synthetic bass sweep in the intro, through the cut-back piano and super-dry vocal bridge (“There’s no space for fantasy…”), clean simplicity in the verses, minimalist distorted guitars and vocals on the second bridge, to the symphonic, operatic chorus. I’m pretty pleased with this one.

[Verse]
I’d like to go one day alone
without you bringing me down.
A single day without having to atone
for all the things that you said.
Something clean, so elegant and simple
that won’t break my heart again.

[Bridge]
There’s no space for fantasy,
no room for promises.
Just go with what seems right;
I’m gonna leave without a fight

[Chorus]
Something good is sure to come to me.
I’m on my way to something so good.
I’ve had enough of picking up the pieces
of the something good that we used to have.
It’s time to stop all this pretending,
to fool myself that it wasn’t so bad.
I’m moving on to something new,
hoping it turns into something good.

[Verse]
You used to say you’d be better off without me;
now you get to find out.
I’m not used to being alone;
it’s harder than I remember.
But then I look back at the things I won’t miss
and look forward to new things to come
and I realise it will work out just fine,
something new that will be all mine.

[Break]
I know every little word I said is gonna come back and bite me, and
you’re gonna pick up on every last thing and use it just to spite me
but there’s no way I can let you keep on treating me like this;
it’s not the kind of thing you can make up with a kiss.

[Chorus]
Something good is sure to come to me.
I’m on my way to something so good.
I’ve had enough of picking up the pieces
of the something good that we used to have.
It’s time to stop all this pretending,
to fool myself that it wasn’t so bad.
I’m moving on to something new,
hoping it turns into something good.

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PHP Ain’t Dead

Logic's arrange view for "PHP ain't dead"

That PHP isn’t dead is something that every PHP developer knows. Every other kind of developer seems to think that it’s still the mess it was in version 5, back in 2005. Not surprisingly, things have changed, and PHP has risen from the ashes of its former self to form a fantastically flexible, fast, and ever more reliable language for web development. Quite a bit of this momentum is owed to the long-standing use of PHP by WordPress, representing a big chunk of the entire web, but WordPress has not been what pushes PHP forward (if anything it’s been holding it back through its conservative upgrade policy and the monstrous inertia of its ecosystem); much of the credit for the steady improvement of PHP can be laid at the feet of two frameworks: Symfony and Laravel (which I’ve sung about before). Laravel builds on top of many Symfony components, and adds a big “batteries included” layer that makes web apps and APIs amazingly easy and elegant to build. The synergy between Laravel and PHP feeding back into each other over the last 10 years has generated immense goodwill, resulting in an ecosystem that is unmatched in pretty much any other language, leading to amazing spin-offs like Tailwind (which I also wrote a song about), LiveWire, and Filament.

The minutiae of this history is all up for debate, but that’s not for here. One meme that has remained stubbornly hard to shift is that “PHP is dead“, when it’s really just not true. So I thought I’d write a song about it.

I had been recently entertained by the ridiculous country comedy of Biscuit Beats; I thought that a country song would be fun, and I’d never written one before. A bit of searching led me to some basic pointers, such as G major being the key of choice, and some common chord progressions. Much like my other recent songs, I used some AI tools to help out with its construction; I asked Claude, ChatGPT, and Mistral for variations on what I’d found, and picked from amongst them to construct something that was what I was happy with (it took a fair bit of filtering – many suggestions were terrible!).

I had no trouble coming up with lyrics as there are so many things to say on this subject, and I’m keen to use self-deprecation and humour, however, there are quite a lot of words in this song – country songs seem quite verbose! I really wanted a male voice to sing this. I didn’t have one for my preferred voice synth, but I do at least have a built-in one of my own, though I’m somewhat handicapped by a British accent that isn’t the usual choice for country! For a change I found the singing quite easy as it’s quite relaxed and fits neatly into my natural range, but frankly you don’t want to hear my unedited, uncorrected original! I did use Synthesizer V for backing vocals though.

I played the acoustic guitar parts, and they sound clean and glossy, but I really needed some nice bendy, twangy country electric guitar, and I’m not up to playing that, so I enlisted the help of Doc Brown on Fiverr.com, who delivered some nice tracks on Christmas eve.

I invested in Sonible’s smart:EQ 4, as I really needed some help at the mixing stage with masking issues, and it’s a great plugin, really helping to stop tracks treading on each other. I was surprised to discover that modern country really goes in for heavy, obvious pitch correction, so I had to go with the flow… Logic’s Flex Pitch is great for cleaning up dodgy vocals (ahem), but not so good as an effect. Logic has a stock pitch correction plugin that can be pushed into “robot” territory, but it’s not great, so I also sprung for a $10 special offer on Brainworx’ bx_crispytuner for more AutoTune-style options, and that’s really quite fun.

Drums are by Logic’s Drummer player with the “Sunset” kit, though I had trouble getting hard-hitting sounds out of the stock kits; smart:EQ helped here too. Bass and keyboard parts are also built using Logic’s players (as I used on other recent songs) with modelled Bass and ES2 instruments.

[verse]
Well, they say the web's a-changin', and new tech's movin' fast,
JavaScript, it swings both ways, thinks it leads the class.
I’ve built so many sites, it seems like forever,
seen the latest thing come and go thinkin' it's clever
Some might think I’m soft in the head
when they hear me say that PHP ain't dead

[chorus]
PHP ain't dead, and it's not going away,
it's getting even better each and every day.
There’s no need to switch to something shiny and new
just to have it break when you’ve got work to do.
You know you can keep on tryin’
in a language that just ain’t dyin’
It aint’ recedin’, it’s getting further ahead,
but in case you ain’t heard, PHP ain’t dead

[verse]
They say my code is legacy, that I’m stuck in the past,
but I'm still cranking out code that's built to last.
The syntax might be messy, the typing might be loose
but millions of sites prove it’s still got juice.
You shouldn’t always believe what you’ve read
but I’m telling you that PHP ain’t dead

[chorus]

[verse]
Rust and Go can talk their smack all day,
it’s the language for the web that can find a way.
It’s got the best darn framework in the whole wide web,
a set of tools with a sense of style,
and package management that’ll make you smile.
I don’t care what anyone else said
I can keep on codin’ ‘cause PHP ain't dead

[chorus]

[outro]
So let’s raise a cold one for code that stays runnin’
a community that rocks, and features keep on comin’
Despite so many rumours of its demise,
PHP’s very much alive

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